23 Apr 14
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oh don’t worry

destronomics:

I also really want the Hunger Games AU where Katniss ends up, I don’t know, frozen in the final fight and wakes up hundreds of years in the future, i.e. Star Trek, but instead of the Eugenics Wars ravaging the globe, it was, you know, Panem. Anyway, Katniss is basically like Captain America in the future that is Star Trek.

this

this is how I get through a lot of my days, okay.

22 Apr 14
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mechinaries:

i imagine both steve and bucky like to come up with different ways to poke fun at sam every time they pass him during jogging

because they are shitheads

(the first one is a print you can get here)

clearly the solution is for sam to fly up behind bucky and steve one day, shouting “ABOVE YOU!”

then he drops white paint cans on their heads.

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21 Apr 14
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20 Apr 14
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allochthon:

Never has an enemy escaped my watch until this day. I want to know how it happened.

Remember that time Heimdall took down a cloaked fighter jet with a knife?

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20 Apr 14
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However appealing, Mr. Evans remains a recessive screen presence, and while it may be a relief that Captain America isn’t angst-ridden, he’s blandly well adjusted for a guy who, in his last movie, emerged from a decades-long deep freeze.

lol wat

#when someone is asked ‘what makes you happy’ and they respond ‘i don’t know’
#’well adjusted’ is definitely the first description that comes to my mind
#????
#this is up there with ‘what’s with all the double identities in IM3’ i always feel weird picking on movie reviewers because i hate movies so much
#but like
#?????????????????

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people are always mad when cap isn’t a dinosaur who doesn’t understand modern society because he doesn’t know what a twitter is.

or possibly they missed the scene with peggy?

or the bit with falcon talking about only being able to relate to fellow vets

or idk every single scene with natasha or bb

like i get it, quietly stoic isn’t rdj’s obvious ptsd, but cap isn’t tony stark

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"well-adjusted" - HA!

"isn’t angst-ridden" - double HA!

It’s called “handling your problems like an adult” not “having no problems at all.” really, really shouldn’t be this hard to recognize.

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19 Apr 14
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janinekspendlove:

nerdsrocket:

lemonistas:

I saw this before and IT GOT BETTER.

I need one.

This is pretty much the best thing ever.

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18 Apr 14
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We face an enemy that is invisible even to me. Of what use is a guardian such as that?

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17 Apr 14
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ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME, HAIR AND MAKEUP DEPARTMENT???

17 Apr 14
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Gene Tierney in "Laura", 1944

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