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Q: How are the sharks cognizant enough to keep biting people while they’re flying through the air?

A: If you were a shark and you found yourself flying through the air, wouldn’t you keep biting? I think you’d be pretty pissed about being plucked out of your nice familiar ocean where you’re king of the predators, and you’d probably take it out on whoever got in your way. Honestly, I don’t understand why people are so perplexed by this concept. The logic is undeniable.

Q: How many sharks does an average sharknado contain? How many sharks are ejected per 5-minute period?

A: I can’t count that high.

Q: Aren’t the sharks at least as much victims of the sharknado as humans are?

A: Ah, well, now we’re into the larger philosophical issues of the film. What does it say about humans that when poor displaced sharks are ravaged by nature’s uncaring fury we try to kill them with chainsaws? I think we need to take a good long look in the mirror over that one.

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artfulg:

The art project that got me sent to the counselor in middle school. - winstonotsniw

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL I am legitimately disappointed I didn’t think of it and also that I cannot hang it on my wall.

artfulg:

The art project that got me sent to the counselor in middle school. - winstonotsniw

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL I am legitimately disappointed I didn’t think of it and also that I cannot hang it on my wall.

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vengerturtle:

hoforthehollydays:

ludicrouscupcake:

baconshouldgrowontrees:

You are fucking kidding me

aww its a cute gif of a shark trying to bite but his mouth’s too smAHHHHWHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT OH MY GOD STOP NO STOP STOP STOP

ah yes th e goblin shark


…I will officially take the megalodons over these guys

vengerturtle:

hoforthehollydays:

ludicrouscupcake:

baconshouldgrowontrees:

You are fucking kidding me

aww its a cute gif of a shark trying to bite but his mouth’s too smAHHHHWHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT OH MY GOD STOP NO STOP STOP STOP

ah yes th e goblin shark

image

…I will officially take the megalodons over these guys

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roxanneritchi:

shaaarks | brooketacular:


Holy shit which shark is this

It’s a tiger shark!

#they can grow longer than sixteen feet!!! #GARBAGE CANS OF THE SEA #tiger sharks will eat just about any fucking thing

THE BEST. Nearly got into a fight in grade school because someone insisted great white sharks were more dangerous. UM NO cos great whites prefer seals whereas tiger sharks like the way you AND your boat tastes.

roxanneritchi:

shaaarks | brooketacular:

Holy shit which shark is this

It’s a tiger shark!

#they can grow longer than sixteen feet!!! #GARBAGE CANS OF THE SEA #tiger sharks will eat just about any fucking thing

THE BEST. Nearly got into a fight in grade school because someone insisted great white sharks were more dangerous. UM NO cos great whites prefer seals whereas tiger sharks like the way you AND your boat tastes.

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Shark Night: a teenager soon comes to realize that his new next door neighbor, Barry, is really a great white shark, but no one will believe him.

Mike (via blakevjones)

Landshark!!!!

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